I threw my best friend a bachelorette party on Saturday, so naturally there was lots of wine and phallic objects. We stayed at the most gorgeous resort in Palm Coast and had a fabulous time. I took it upon myself to write down some of my favorite quotes from the weekend, so whether you understand them or not, I hope they make you chuckle.
"My name may or may not be Jesus because I'm going through this wine like water." - Kelly
*Upon pulling out a very petite penis-shaped lollipop* "I bet this guy has a big truck." - Mary Beth
"OH! I want to do a head stand!!!" - Kim
"Jessica can't be the DD at her own wedding! She'll be busy getting her freak on." - Me
And a playlist from the weekend:
Cheers to a fabulous weekend with fabulous ladies!